It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You
put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed
as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head
bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger
has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him-- he's done this many times before. His cool
smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease
entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes
his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses
closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He
looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are
filled with tears but you shake you head and nod for him to go on. He begins
moving in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within
you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks
at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been
his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your
dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. .
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: with pain $100 and without pain $50. Patient: how well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract
the tooth when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $100 !!!, replies the dentist. .
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $70 Patient: $70 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. .
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little
brown spot on one of her teeth. "Aha, caries! I'll have to drill this one
out!" says the dentist. "Oh no, I'd rather have a child!!!" cries the lady.
"In that case, let me adjust the chair first," replies the dentist.
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A woman goes to the dentist. When he bows to begin to work, she grabs
his balls.
The dentist says, "Mrs, I believe you have taken my private zone." The woman answers, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each
other, aren't we." .
What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having
your dentist tell you.
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Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes
or no answer.
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Dentist says to the patient: Could you help me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now
and I don't want to miss the 7 o'clock tennis game. .
A dentist was having a T-shirt that was saying:
let me to put my tool in your mouth and on the back: ...and I will
fill your cavity. .
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie... .
A patient asked to the dentist if it's nasty to be all the day with
the hands in someone's mouth.
The dentist answered him "I just think of it as having my hands
in their wallet." .
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when
he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he
had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said,
"I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into
his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth.
"Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair...try these." The speaker tried
them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not taken back at all. He
then said, "I have one more pair...try them." The speaker said, "They fit
perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave his address.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank
the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid.
Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist." The man replied,
"I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."
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